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Snobby Upper East Side lady to obviously pregnant lady: There's no room in here! Ugh, move over! You're just too fat!
Pregnant lady, slightly baffled, What a bitch!
Snobby lady, with nose in the air: Yes, I am.

--6 Train

Overheard by: sara

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NYU girl #1: What the hell is the professor talking about? We can't use the internet to do research?
NYU girl #2: She doesn't know what she's talking about.
NYU girl #1: I mean, an article in The New York Times is totally an academic resource, even if I look at it on their web page. Does she think The New York Times isn't right?
NYU girl #2: Yeah, fuck her!
NYU girl #1: I also cited the bible in my paper, but that's totally an academic source.

--Waverly Place

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021308.html

Middle school kid: I feel real horny today.
Middle school kid's mom: Me too!

--Upper West Side

Overheard by: poobear

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021307.html

Woman picking out watch for Christmas list: I'll put this one on my list. Carl'll get it for me.
Friend: What are you gonna get him?
Woman: I'm taking him to the eye doctor and getting him glasses.
Friend: So he can see how pretty you are.
Woman: Actually, it's so he can see his Nazi zombies on his Xbox.

--Bloomingdale's

Overheard by: yeppers

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021306.html

Girl: It must suck to be crazy.
Guy: Yeah, I work at the library, and sometimes we get weirdos watching porn.
Girl: No way, that's depressing!
Guy: Actually it's really funny.

--Port Authority

Overheard by: Diana

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50-year-old man with limited teeth: Do you know what time it is?
Attractive young preppy girl: Quarter to four.
50-year-old man with limited teeth: It's a quarter til I make sweet love to you.

--R Train

Overheard by: The mind boggles

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Mother, pointing out seat to four-year-old daughter: Sit down there, honey. Don't touch anything.
Daughter, indicating her seat: Did you see? I touched it and then I licked my hand.

--F Train

Overheard by: Southern Discomforts

So my manager sent us a text saying that anyone who is not with Scotia Bank might not get paid til Sunday or Monday night. (Luckily I am with Scotia). My friend also sent me a text and said this was Canada wide, but if its not this is at least happening in Toronto. We were suppose to get paid today, but the banks are claiming Starbucks didn't do payroll early enough. I'm just glad I am not one of those people who live pay cheque to pay cheque. Anyways, just wanted to let Canadian partners know about this if they didn't already.

P.S. Offtopic, but has anyone ever had a day where people seem to all order the same drinks? The other day we had a lot of doppio espressos and a weirdly large amount of earl gray tea lattes (this drink isn't that popular in my store). Do you guys ever notice days where people seem to all be getting the same beverages?

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Jersey girl: Oh. My. Gawd. Where is that accent from? It's sexy.
B&T guy: It's from Queens, baby!

--Broadway & Lafayette

Overheard by: Alaina

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